Ted :)

  • Ted: I met a girl; she's a cashier.
  • John: No way! That's awesome! We should fuckin' double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name?
  • Ted: White trash name. Guess.
  • John: Mandy.
  • Ted: Nope.
  • John: Marilyn.
  • Ted: Nope.
  • John: Brittany?
  • Ted: Nope.
  • John: Tiffany.
  • Ted: Nope.
  • John: Candace.
  • Ted: Nope.
  • John: Don't fuck with me on this! I know this shit!
  • Ted: Do you see me fuckin' with you? I'm completely serious.
  • John: Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you fuckin' buzz it, okay? You got me?
  • Ted: You do it. I will tell you. Yeah.
  • John: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
  • Ted: No.
  • John: Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it?
  • Ted: *Yes*.
  • John: Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you!
  • [Ted laughs]
  • John: Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn...
  • Ted: Tami-Lynn.
  • John: [Exasperated] *Fuck*!



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“Lo bello es siempre raro. Lo que no es ligeramente deforme presenta un aspecto inservible.”


Charles Baudelaire





I need a rainy day
And an endless summer
A pocket full of stars




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de esas veces que no me reconosco…

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como me gustaria ser yo y tener las oportunidades que tu tienes….








cuando en lugar de ayudar, solo se causan mas problemas, es momento de alejarse….






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beautifultype:

Another great sketch, this time by Joachim Vu. You can see more of his works on his Dribbble page.



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