Ted :)

  • Ted: I met a girl; she's a cashier.
  • John: No way! That's awesome! We should fuckin' double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name?
  • Ted: White trash name. Guess.
  • John: Mandy.
  • Ted: Nope.
  • John: Marilyn.
  • Ted: Nope.
  • John: Brittany?
  • Ted: Nope.
  • John: Tiffany.
  • Ted: Nope.
  • John: Candace.
  • Ted: Nope.
  • John: Don't fuck with me on this! I know this shit!
  • Ted: Do you see me fuckin' with you? I'm completely serious.
  • John: Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you fuckin' buzz it, okay? You got me?
  • Ted: You do it. I will tell you. Yeah.
  • John: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
  • Ted: No.
  • John: Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it?
  • Ted: *Yes*.
  • John: Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you!
  • [Ted laughs]
  • John: Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn...
  • Ted: Tami-Lynn.
  • John: [Exasperated] *Fuck*!

Quote Post Fri, Sep. 21, 2012 2 notes

“Lo bello es siempre raro. Lo que no es ligeramente deforme presenta un aspecto inservible.”

Charles Baudelaire

I need a rainy day
And an endless summer
A pocket full of stars

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de esas veces que no me reconosco…


como me gustaria ser yo y tener las oportunidades que tu tienes….

cuando en lugar de ayudar, solo se causan mas problemas, es momento de alejarse….

Video Post Tue, Jun. 19, 2012 819 notes


Another great sketch, this time by Joachim Vu. You can see more of his works on his Dribbble page.

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